Mr. Tan of Songyuan city, China has built a 3ft high working cell phone that weighs 481 pounds and is an exact replica of his existing phone, but about 620 times bigger. The phone makes regular calls and can send SMS just like its normal size counterpart. The only problem is, that’s right, it’s not portable because it weighs too much and Tan can’t build a battery big enough to power this bohemoth, so as you can see by the photo, it has an AC plug. Another thing about this phone was that Tan couldn’t incorporate a vibrate function into the device, although if he could it might be a replacement for “Magic Fingers” in your hotel room.

Not So Mobile – [via]