Keyboard pants

Keyboard Pants Casual
Keyboard Pants Backfront

No, it's not just one of those roll-up keyboards that melted while in use - it's keyboard pants. Sure to be standard issue hacker gear right around never.

The hip mounted speaker feature though, that right there is potential teen-trend-gold, just hope the model pictured can keep 'em hiked up long enough to hear a whole track. - "the geekiest pants... ever?"

Commence witty observations and/or practical consideration.


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Posted by: koenji calling on May 10, 2008 at 12:53 AM

the speakers are knee mounted, and I can't believe you passed on the best part of that post, come on! "joystick controller located just behind the front zipper"

obviously for the guy a little too into his computer time


Posted by: Collin Cunningham on May 10, 2008 at 1:06 AM

yeah, the joystick thing . . . i just couldn't - plenty of oppurtunities for snarkiness without going there.

huh, just noticed I have the same grey cardigan.
however, I do not own a shirt with such amazingly low neckline.


Posted by: Bob Darlington on May 10, 2008 at 2:13 AM

Finally...

Finally they solved the problem of having to take your hands off your keyboard while engaged in netsex.


Posted by: Mark B on May 10, 2008 at 3:49 AM

I would be furiously tapping the Return key...


Posted by: Kathy on May 10, 2008 at 5:16 AM

I can't imagine they'd be easy pants to wash.


Posted by: N. Schumacher Rowe on May 10, 2008 at 3:09 PM

Huh, I wonder how well this keyboard would support those games that require two people to have their hands on the keyboard.... hmmmm?


Posted by: KurtRoedeger on May 10, 2008 at 4:53 PM

Wow, just wow. SO MANY dirty jokes!!!!

-"lkjlkjlkjlkjlkj - oh yeah lkjlkj LKJLJKLKJLJK ENTER ENTER ENTER ENTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR"

-"Hey baby, wanna IM"

-"Wanna see the keyboard shortcut for OH YEAH?"

-when I finish going to the bathroom and do the standard tug-n-shake, is there a chance I could reboot my PC?

-If I got kicked in the groin, would my PC shut down?

-"Wanna see my SPACE bar?"

-"Hey man, I know you were kicking my butt in Half-Life, but did you have to keep moaning like that?"

I want these pants, just so I can keep making these. Heck, I might just glue some keys to my pants now for the fun of it.

--KurtRoedeger


Posted by: KJ on May 12, 2008 at 7:12 AM

Is there a hot key combination to jump directly to porn sites?

I wonder if crossing your legs would be the same as Ctrl-Alt-Del


Posted by: Anonymous on June 10, 2009 at 11:26 PM

i LOVE these!!!!! make them for women too!!!
also, the model looks like andy samberg....


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