From the man who brought you the most epic dessert on the planet (we’re talking pies baked INSIDE of cakes and stacked on top of each other, people!) comes a festive and interactive dish that will be the hit of any holiday party: the Frosty the Cheeseball Man.

Frosty the Cheeseball Man is made of three Velveeta balls stacked and frosted with cream cheese and decorated with veggies. Proudly present him in an electric skillet to party guests then plug it in. In 30 minutes, he melts into cheesy fondue dip!

Oh Charles Phoenix, please don’t ever stop doing what you’re doing. We love it.